Oh just look at it It's gleaming with that artistic touch that only deviantART can offer! And how about that attractive devious green? The ladies just won't be able to resist! Every time you pull it out of your pocket seagulls and bald eagles will swoop down from miles around to steal it just so they can have the most stylin' nests!
Very true, ladies will not be able to resist it. If he's in a bar or something and a fellow DeviantARTist chick sees it, she will be like, hey! Great conversation starter to find someone with similar interest! haha!
To add onto that, I should write up some deviantART pick up lines to use on any girls I see walking around school with deviant wear although knowing my school, I'd probably sooner see pigs flying around the halls <_<